Student Laundry
/Two college students have to do their laundry.
sharing the life stories of immigrants, expatriates, and refugees to the United States
Two college students have to do their laundry.
Americans have a long tradition of restaurant jokes where a customer complains and the waiter or waitress gives a funny answer. Today's joke is about some bad roast beef.
A patient visits the doctor’s office with a problem.
A husband and wife are out for a walk when the wife notices something. Do you understand this American joke? If not, contact us for an explanation.
We have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Americans have a whole series of restaurant jokes featuring a complaining customer and a smart-alec waiter. Here are three of Alan's favorites. See if you get the humor.
A panda walks into a bar.
Today we have two riddles for you. The first one involves a magician, the other an elephant. Can you guess the answers? American riddles often use double meanings to create their humor. If you don't get what's so funny, write us for an explanation.
In this What's So Funny segment, we share some classic restaurant jokes about customer complaints and how the server handles them.
A man goes before a judge to be sentenced for his crime.
A motorist is pulled over by the police for driving too slowly on the highway.
A police officer finds a driver with a penguin in her car.
A man is ironing his shirt when the phone rings.
Today's WSF? segment is a triple bonus. Alan shares three clever riddles. Do you get the humor of each one? You may need to ask your American friends what's so funny.
I bought a cheap thesaurus. I guess you get what you pay for! Listen why.
Today, Alan tells two jokes for the price of one.
A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks.
A guy walks into a bar, and things happen when he takes two frogs and a hamster out of his pocket.
A husband comes home late from the golf course looking very tired. His wife asks why.
A minister phones in sick on Sunday so he can go play golf instead of going to church. God and an angel have other plans for the pastor's secret getaway.
Feel Like You Belong is a sometimes serious, sometimes funny, always “touch-your-heart” real conversation about fitting into the American culture. It introduces guests who have made the immigrant journey to the United States. The stories–of both struggle and success–will help newcomers feel more confident in sharing their opinions and expertise, more likely to want to stay in the U.S., be more productive in their jobs, and fully invest in their communities.