Stop Saying That: Columbus Discovered America

NOTE: “Stop Saying That” is a blog series written to make us think about phrases we say without giving them much thought. It is hoped that knowing the broader context behind these sayings will cause us to stop mindlessly repeating them.

Stop Saying That: Columbus Discovered America

The United States has a troublesome history with Christopher Columbus. It’s one that US-Americans need to understand more fully if we’re to live out our proclaimed ideals. 

For a quick review, Columbus was born in the Republic of Genoa (in what is present-day Italy) in 1451. His name in his native Ligurian was Cristoffa Corombo, in Italian Cristoforo Colombo, and in Spanish Cristóbal Colón. This last translation is important because it was Spanish monarchs who funded his 1492 expedition that landed him and his three ships in the Western Hemisphere.

In search of trade riches, Columbus sailed west from Europe toward what he thought was Asia. Because he believed that the world was round, he was sure that if he sailed westward long enough, he would come around the other side of the globe to Asia. What he didn’t know was that there was another whole continent in between: the Americas!

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The first reason, then, to stop saying that Columbus “discovered” America is that he actually blundered upon it. His little flotilla was looking for India, and the Americas simply got in the way.

The second reason to stop saying this is because the “discovery” was only something new to him. Millions of indigenous peoples lived up and down the continent, hunting, farming, and living whole and complete lives without needing to be discovered.

The final reason to stop celebrating Columbus is that he was a really terrible person. Historians know, based on Columbus’ own diaries, that he committed numerous atrocities on the local peoples of the Caribbean. Members of the Taino and Arawak tribes were victims of slavery, dismemberment, torture, and killing. Dogs were used to hunt down natives who tried to flee. Columbus’ soldiers used captives for sword practice.

L: C. Columbus, R: adult Taino male

L: C. Columbus, R: adult Taino male

Despite this history, Columbus’ legacy is widely represented throughout North and South America. Spanish-speaking countries use his name on their currency, and there are locations across the U.S. and beyond that bear his name. Columbus Day was made a national holiday in 1934 after lobbying by Italian Americans.

For native peoples across the Americas, however, the arrival of Columbus was the first of a long line of European colonizers bent on extracting riches from the land and exploiting indigenous peoples in the process. With that unromanticized understanding, there is a growing movement afoot to stop celebrating Columbus Day, currently observed on the second Monday of October.

While the holiday was once seen as a day to celebrate Italian immigrant pride, it is increasingly becoming associated both with the personal cruelty of Columbus and the wider European assault on and exploitation of native peoples across the continent. In that light, many are proposing the national holiday be changed to a celebration of indigenous peoples. We at FLYB believe that that is a change worth considering.

Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.

March Madness

One sign that it's spring in the U.S. is that the nation is turning its attention to basketball. In particular, the NCAA tournament starts this week for both men’s and women’s college teams.

The men’s tourney, the second-most popular sports event after the Super Bowl, recently jumped from 64 to 68 qualifying teams. Every year, a big controversy surrounds whether or not your favorite team is selected and then how high (or low) your favorite is ranked in the pairings.

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The teams are paired against each other in brackets, which are printed out and shared among friends and family members. In the workplace, co-workers often bet money on the outcomes in office pools. Looking at the bracketed pairings above, you can see that the left and right margins are filled with specific team names, with the winners of each bracket advancing towards the championship slots in the middle of the chart.

The March Madness tournament seems “mad” because of the wild beginning to the competition. After a preliminary play-in round with the lowest 8 teams, the first full round begins with 32 games in two days. With lots of TV coverage and highlight reports, this is a basketball lover’s dream. After the first Thursday/Friday round, 32 teams are eliminated. After the second round (Saturday/Sunday), 16 more teams are eliminated. The goal is to finish the first weekend of play by advancing to the Sweet Sixteen. The second weekend eliminates eight teams in the third round and four more teams in the fourth round, taking the winners from the Elite Eight to the Final Four.

Reaching the hallowed ground of the Final Four gives prestige and national attention to those four universities. My team, the University of Michigan, received a #2 seed and will play #15 Montana on Thursday.

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Culture tip: During this three-week period, it’s customary to ask your sports-minded friends and co-workers, “How are your brackets doing?” Lower-seeded teams that upset higher-ranked teams are called Bracket Busters. Happy madness, everyone!

New Vocabulary and Cultural Concepts
ranked pairings = The top 64 teams are separated into four regional competitions (with 16 teams in each region). The #1 ranked (or seeded) team plays the lowest team, #16 while the #2 team plays the #15 team, and so on.
mad = often used to mean “angry,” but here it means “wild or crazy”
hallowed = holy, sacred
favored (or favorite) teams = top-ranked teams, predicted to win
underdog teams = lower teams predicted to lose
to be upset = to lose to a lesser-ranked (non-favored) team

Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.